A true path to insanity is not being able to get the cap off your pain meds because of your broken arm.
It takes 47 minutes to travel in a tow truck from Mesquite, Nevada to St George, Utah.
It is possible to feed your squirming baby with one hand and a boppy.
You can teach your 8 year old to make brownies.
Driving one armed is not advised.
And finally, the thing that has kept me going is the realization that my home is like a frat party.
http://www.suburbansnapshots.com/2010/06/10-reasons-having-toddler-is-like-being.html