Marcus: Mom, you know how some Mommies are skinny like Alden's mom? And then some Mommies aren't?
Me: Yessss....
Marcus: Well, after you have the baby will you be skinny like Alden's mom?
Me: (trying to choke back tears) Well, after the baby comes out I'll be skinnier but not that small.
Marcus: Why not?
Me: All women are shaped differently, some are skinnier than others, everyone is different.
Pause......
Marcus: So is the baby going to be fat?
Me: Look, legos!
To Marcus' future wife; I officialy give you permission to smack him at any time.
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